Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings

Welcome to Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings, the webpage that brings you a riot of funny, lippy, smarty pants one liners to make you tailgate the driver ahead of you to get a better look because you don't believe what you think you just read on his bumper. These sayings are all free for you to use for non commercial purposes.












To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid

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Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking

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Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles

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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

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Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!

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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

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She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June Flower

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Practice safe government. Use kingdoms

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Now That You Are Kissing My Bumper do you want to Get Married?

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