Funny Birthday Messages
Welcome to Funny Birthday Messages, the webpage that brings you a host of hilarious, cute, sweet phrases, quotations and funny one liners with messages to tell someone you are thinking of them on their special day. These messages are free for you to use for non-commercial purposes.
** Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ** Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ** May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. ** First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Happy Birthday. P.S. What stage are you at? ** Something special happens on your birthday each year....sorry buddy it's just this card. ** Forget about the past because you can't change it. Forget about the present because I didn't get you one.
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