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Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings



Were you looking for Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings? Confucius says you have much luck and have come to the right place for free to use messages for your fortune cookies as long as they are used for non commercial use.












Assassins do it from behind.

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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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The grass may look greener on the other side, but it still has to be mowed.

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.

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Many a false step is made by standing still.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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