Funny Life Quotes
Welcome to Funny Life Quotes, the webpage that brings you a gaggle of funny, phrases, quotations, messages and one liners that will make you laugh out loud. These messages are for your use for non commercial purposes
** A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. ** Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. ** A day without sunshine is like, well, night. ** On the other hand, you have different fingers. ** Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. ** Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ** You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. ** I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ** The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ** It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. ** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ** Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. ** I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. ** I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. |