Funny Quotes or Sayings
Welcome to Funny Quotes or Sayings, the webpage that brings you a whole lot of titillating, flirty, hilarious & funny quotes, one liners and messages about love, laughter and romance to use in birthday, anniversary, relationship and getting older cards.
** You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, you've got class, you've got the face & you've got the body... and Ive got the wrong number! ** Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! ** Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. ** I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. **
A train is about 2 crash!
Funny Quotes or Sayings
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. **
Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous- they've already eliminated you from the inquiry. ** I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils... **
Judge: Why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover? **
Those innocent eyes ! Those kissable lips ! A great smile ! The perfect walk ! Smoothest talk ! Absolutely gorgeous looks! **
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." ** Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. **
Gene Police: You!! |