Religious Quotes Sayings
Welcome to Religious Quotes Sayings, the webpage that will give you a host of great sweet, cute, insightful, funny quotes, sayings, one liners and thought provoking messages about religion. These are all free for you to use.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."George Burns.
Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins
"Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy." C Kennedy
Does it hurt when people don’t trust you? Imagine how God feels.
"Thank God I'm an atheist." Luis Bunuel.
How impersonal God seems is a measure of the distance you have put between yourself and God.
You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die!
"In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it." Dave Thomas.
God loves you ............ And I’m trying.
Life: the time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity.
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." Woody Allen.
Down in the mouth? It’s time for a faith lift.
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